hilloween:

I FOUND THE TRICK OR CHEESY

You used to say you haven’t touched
a cigarette in 8 months but last night
I saw you with smoke forming clouds
out of your lungs and I might have
spent the entire night on my bathroom
floor trying not to throw up.
I guess we both got back to our bad
habits when we lost each other.

A Story A Day #1 by r.b (via rbcages)

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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(Source: divascreech)

PSA

shantrinas:

You can compliment a woman by not mentioning what you’d like to do to her sexually.

You can compliment women by not mentioning sex.

Compliments don’t revolve around genitals. 

Telling a woman you want to have sex with her is NOT a compliment.

That is all. 


ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed


primrosebaby:

corruptress:

love my piercings

-C

omfg

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

http://sicklysatisfied.tumblr.com/post/96203446552/timelordspacegandalf-loserberries

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back…

(Source: dangergays)

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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